February 2012
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Cave exploring
I fell in love with spelunking. Granted there were a few moments I was crawling on all fours, wedged between wet rocks feeling a tad nervous, but holy moly, what a cool experience.
It was hard to snap decent photos using an iphone. And, without the use of headlamps, it would had been pitch black. Here’s one of the first descents.
However, I over-analyzed awkwardness that never happened...
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“Some people suck cock and some people love the cock. I’m glad you know...”
– Woody. Oral sex = 30% mouth, 70% heart.
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waxing and waning
Thanks to everyone who sent me comments and emails on my post from the weekend. I had a moment of doubt, pang of uncertainty, but I’m more hopeful after the weekend.
My good friend Texas said to me, “If you were obligated to always be 100% sure, dating wouldn’t exist and we would all be married.” She’s right. I am too hard on myself and seek perfection. And because...
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emotionalcreativity asked: Which of your fellow tumblrs would you 1.) screw 2.) marry 3.) hunt for sport?
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I'M GOING TO ICELAND!
My mother surprised me with plane tickets to Iceland this summer. She left me in charge of booking our hotel. I am stoked! Any readers who’ve been there, traveling tips would be much appreciated.
Email me at playfullyseducive@gmail.com
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women dig assholes
Hank Moody, Don Draper, McNulty, Troy & McNamara, and Archer, an animated asshole, are all characters we love and fawn over. Even though we’ve seen them destroy relationships with their infidelity, poor choices, addictions, and character flaws, we still root for them.
Every season I desperately hope Karen and Hank will be together. Despite his debauchery, I still want him to get the...
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Second thoughts
Is there something wrong with me that I start thinking about how things between Woody and I are not going to work out? I’m not worried that he doesn’t like me or think that I am a great catch. No, I am the asshole. I want him to be more outgoing. I want him to not be so reserved when meeting just one of my friends. I want him to require less time to recharge his battery for the next...
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I'm going spelunking this weekend!!
I am so excited!
But, then I think of the movie The Descent and get a little freaked out. I’ll be packing an extra leatherman and headlamp.
Happy weekend, folks!
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Meet the friends
It’s hard to prepare someone outside of my posse of friends what it’s like to enter the circle. Our sport, the war stories, the glory days, the games, the antics. We all have our tight knit group of friends, but in our sport community, it’s always a party with a hundred plus faces.
It’s as if you’re about to experience a hurricane. There is calm before the storm....
Anonymous asked: everyone needs more red in their life. mirror shots please?
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My mom's gym experience
Mom: So, I was at the gym this morning, riding the bike, and this woman came in. She was probably in her early 40s and I noticed she was really buff and…
Dad: Did you want to do her?
Mom: No, stop! She had nice toned arms and was wearing this tiny little sports bra. Her pecs looked good.
Me: You mean she had a nice rack?
Dad: What your daughter is asking is if she had nice boobs?
Mom:...
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I'm violet
I took the ‘what color are you?’ quiz and was pleasantly surprised on its accuracy. You can take the color quiz here.
Your dominant hues are red and blue. You’re confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be. Your saturation level is lower than average - You don’t stress out over things and don’t...
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27 Rules for Conquering the Gym!
This is great!
fierce-fit-fabulous:
1. A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.
2. Give yourself a goal. Maybe you want to lose 10 pounds. Maybe you want to quarterback the New York Jets into the playoffs. But be warned: Losing 10 pounds is hard.
3. Develop a gym routine. Try to...
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Eggs in the basket
It is an unbelievable feeling to be dating someone without questioning myself, worrying, or feeling insecure.
Woody likes me. I like him. He calls. He texts. We make plans. We enjoy each other’s company.
I don’t think we’re moving fast, but I’m not interested in dating anyone else. I already deleted my useless HowAboutWe account. I never talked to one person there; it...
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Farting
Me: How long do you have to be dating someone before it's cool to fart in front of them?
Rupert: Once you have this conversation.
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Winner winner bison dinner
Woody is coming to my place for dinner tonight. First time he’s coming over and first time he’ll eat my home cooked cuisine.
Even though I post several pictures of my baked goods, I can cook too.
I am making:
Bison Steaks
Caramelized Beets
Rosemary pan fried red potatoes
Arugula salad with roasted red peppers & shaved Reggiano cheese
Pineapple & kiwi for dessert
I can...
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Not to worry, it's been taken care of
When I met Woody at his place, we hung out for a bit before heading to dinner. He told me the restaurant we were going to and I nearly squealed. Actually, I did squeal and he kissed my forehead, calling me adorable. Now, he understands my undying love for Mexican food.
We decided to walk to the restaurant since it was only a couple of blocks away. When we got outside, he said, “I want to...
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Anonymous asked: I've been going out with my gf for a long time now.. Well coming to the point, I'm really bad at cunnilingus . I'm completely clueless when it comes to that. So, I'm asking a girl... What the hell am I supposed to do? And, well..where? She's amazing at blowjobs, and is very patient with me. I want to make her happy too. I think she's the one for me. Please help.
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Talking to strangers
My friend Texas sent me this email, talk about Bold Moves!
I tried desperately to find someone to take my extra ticket to a concert at Great Scott last night, but failed. I’m in line, it’s raining, guy looks cold so I offer him my ticket. We start chatting, realize he’s a pretty successful recording engineer in LA, moved back to Boston for a while for some work before he...
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“Beauty and seduction, I believe, is nature’s tool for survival, because we will...”
– Louie Schwartzberg (via fullspeedroar)
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Peruvian food is delicious
My parents and I tried out a Peruvian restaurant for dinner. The conversation was just as delectable as the food. I left my phone at home for technology free dinner so no photos were taken of our meals, but I will be going back for more. Pictures next time, I promise.
Me: What did you and mom do for Valentine’s Day?
Dad: I bought her a house.
Partly true. My parents finally found a...
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oral sex and red meat
CJ: Next month is Steak and Blow Job Day.
My dad: What is this you speak of?
CJ: Since the men have to do all this nonsense for Valentine's Day, us men get one day. Steak and blow jobs on March 14th.
My dad: Did you hear that!
My mom: Get a haircut first, then we'll talk.
My dad: Always ruining the fun.
Me: Mom's got a point.
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On the right track...
Woody and I did not see each other for Valentine’s Day. He has been working out of state since last weekend.
Even though he’s been busy, he’s made efforts to communicate with me. (+5 points)
He felt bad for not being able to see me for over a week, but was hoping he could make it up to me with…MEXICAN FOOD! (+10 points)
Pulled pork nachos are the easiest way to my...
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Living well is the best revenge.
Having resentment and seeking revenge is like taking poison and hoping the other person suffers.
zachrieger asked: Car Bomb Cupcakes...Well drop my pants, slap my ass, and call me sally. I WANT SOME!
Anonymous asked: Lucky Dave!
Anonymous asked: pick up line: What do you eat to be so beautiful.
Anonymous asked: You sound and look so adorable... I would love to bend you over and give you something special... ;-)
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Sweethearts
I like Valentine’s Day. I don’t want lavish gifts or a dozen roses, but whoever dates me is already privy to these facts. I like wishing friends and family a happy holiday. It’s another day to celebrate a good life we live with the people we love.
There was one Valentine’s Day that I hold dear to my heart.
When I worked in a retirement community, Valentine’s Day...
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Pick-up lines
At the gym and in jest, a few of the guys and I exchanged some of our favorite classically bad, but great, pick-up lines.
Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you work at a juice factory because you’re very fine.
Want to go behind a rock and get a little bolder?
Are you sure you’re not Jewish? Do you want some Jewish in you?
You know the...
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B-E Aggressive
One of my girlfriends and I extensively talk about our bedrooms antics. One topic that continually comes up: Guys, please stop being so gentle. Throw us around a little more. Don’t be afraid to shove us up against a wall, pin us down. Show us raw passion and desire. I feel incredibly sexy when a man is hungry and yearning to pleasure me.
Stop being timid and shy while we’re getting...
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“Girls don’t care if you have a two inch pecker, a hairy ass, or balls like...”
– Christian, from Nip/Tuck
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Anonymous asked: It's kind of unfair to assume that ALL Republicans don't support gay marriage. But regardless, I think Woody is a keeper! No need to meet a "husky", momma's boy, Romanian. :P
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More of dad's dating advice
My family (not my parents) is still pushing for me to meet this guy. The more they tell me abut him, the more I am disinterested. He’s an extreme conservative Republican, for one. If you don’t support gay marriage or women’s reproductive rights, you’re wasting my time.
My dad suggests I go out with him and ask one question:
What was the last book you read?
If he says...
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KILL HIM!
I was frantically cleaning my house like it was going to be thoroughly inspected by my Italian grandma. The same grandma who missed my Baptism because she was sweeping her kitchen floor. We have it on video, in case anyone is in disbelief.
After I exhausted myself with household cleaners, mops, and brooms, I threw in the towel.
I went to my bedroom, flicked off my shoes, and grabbed my bath...
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The pink flamingo
“Can you tell me a secret? Where is your favorite place to cum?”
“In your mouth.” As I chuckled and pressed my fingers on his tongue. He slid down my stomach, leaving his mark with nibbles and kisses along the way. Making his way between my legs, I couldn’t help but stare at the only light on.
The neon pink and blue made the room glow and radiate like the pleasure...
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